Nasty. Brutish. Not Short Enough.
The crowd. The spectacle. The pall of blue smoke and roasted clutch discs. In all motorsport,
no event captures the universal human need to whale on old crapcans and hoover down greasy barbecue like the 24 Hours of LeMons
Each LeMons race is for cars purchased, fixed up, and track-prepped for a total of 500 dollars
or less. But before reaching the grid, you'll have to survive trials like the Personal-Injury-Lawyer Anti-Slalom, the
Marxist-Valet Parking Challenge, and the Wide Open Throttle Rodthrowapalooza. Twelve hours into the race, the car voted People’s
Choice is called in and awarded a cash prize; simultaneously, the car voted People’s Curse is called in and summarily
destroyed. At the end of 24 hours, a gala awards ceremony plies the survivors with trophies, plaques, and four-figure purses
in canvas bags full of nickels. What's not to like?
3 ALFA'S IN the Race ! Come show your Italian Auto Pride ! Sounds Like a lot of fun for $30. Contact
Mark with any questions and to coordinate meet time and details.
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